One Hit Wonders 26:1-2

"1. Blessed is he who, through the desert, wouldst walk five hundred miles, then he wouldst walk five hundred more. 2. He doth be the man who wouldst walk a thousand miles and fallest down at the door (of Heaven). Da dat da!"

-One Hit Wonders 26:1-2

Disciplettes 13:6-7

"6. The Lord Jesus hath encountered a lowly beggar outside the kitchen of soup in the village. The beggar then sayeth 'Pray to help me, for I hath not one pot to piss in!' 7. Blessed with resourcefulness, He did enter the kitchen of soup and fectheth one cast iron kettle for the beggar, to bestow this token of gratuity. And all was good, and it was." -Babs 13:6-7

Misogynists 1:1,8

"1. Early to bed, and early to rise, maketh man healthy, wealthy and wise. 8. And for the woman? What of the woman? 'Tis nothing but a womb with legs and a head, so sayeth Me." -Misogynists 1:1,8

One Hit Wonders 29:10-13

"10. And lo! The Lord did replyeth to Joan of Osborne, saying: 'Yea, hearken to Me, yea - for I am Goodness. Yea, indeed, I am Greatness. 11. And if I, in My Goodness and Greatness, were amongst mankind, never would I appeareth as a slob. 12. And I would not haveth need of the bus, nor would I be a stranger upon it. 13. Nor would I be forced to maketh My way home, as I am the Lord, and home layeth wherever I command it to layeth.'" -One Hit Wonders 29:10-13.

Venerius-Diseasus 1:1-3

"1. Thine body is thine temple; it requireth maintenance and cleaning. Also, the temple doth remain closed for eight hours of each blessed day, this is My command. 2. The best temples attract ample visitors and is joyous indeed. But visitors doth advent the temple one by one, and never by way of the exodus-only! 3. To love thine temple is ever to maketh visitors wipeth the feet before advent, lest they leaveth unwanted dust to dust inside. Some dust itcheth, cannot be seen and never doth go away. Let us pray, keep the temple clean, in memory of Me." -Venerius-Diseasus 1:1-3

Tribulations of Jimmy 2:5-8

"5. Henceforth, let Jimmy cracketh corn, for the curse of the Cracked Corn is upon him. 6. Let him cracketh corn thrice, and thrice let the corn be cracketh. Upon the first cracking of the corn, ye shall not haveth a care. 7. Upon the second cracking of the corn, ye shall not haveth a care. 8. If upon the third cracking, ye are of a mind to care, let the curse of the Cracked Corn be forever upon ye in the stead of Jimmy, and none shall haveth a care." -Tribulations of Jimmy 2:5-8.

Disciplettes 8:16

"8. Lord Jesus, in the knowledge that the pilgrimage to Mount Sinus would be filled with long days and overly tranquil nights of somber discontent, 9. selected by His hand an elite harem of skilled professionals 10. with, by His decree, absolutely copious amounts of qualifications. 11. These chosen virgins were His loyals, they were called the Disciplettes. 12. Each Disciplette brought divine diversion to the Lord Jesus through the loneliest of lonely nights, 13. and in doing as such gained a firm thrust of His wisdom, 14. later amended to the New Testament, as each had stories to disseminate. 15. The Disciplettes, in order of height, are Destiny, Chastity, Serendipity, Felony, Velvety, Parody, Shanqueefah, and Babs. 16. Thus the eight books of the New Testament became known as the Little Black Book of the Lord." -Disciplettes 8-16 (bit)

Sonnet of Holy Moly, Mother of Goose

"Wisdom is reading, and reading is well,

Scriptures read perfectly, as one can tell,

The writ begets dictum unto the Lord,

Stark free from errors on thine accord,
 

Always scribe with semblance and order,

The Lord hath spake unto thee, the recorder,

The Eyes declared begets the Ease,

Lest only forthcoming after the Seas."

-Sonnet of Holy Moly, Mother of Goose