"1.Woman shalt not prepare the feast of flesh of any animal, for she is borne of the rib of man. Forgetst not that cannibalism is an abomination. Bad tidings cometh shouldst woman eat anything of the earth at all. 2. She must deriveth nutrients from the air around her, or perhaps learneth to photosynthesize. 3. That her gullet be filled only with prayer and subordination. So sayeth Me." -Criticus 16:1-3.