One Hit Wonders 13:1-4

"1. Thou sayeth we hath nothing between us,
Our lives hath cometh between us,
And we art falling apart.
2. I sayeth what about breakfast at Tiffany's?
Then the voice of God did spake from above,
3. 'Breakfast with a woman not thine wife
Is adultery, a most grievous sin!
Repent, else Mine words striketh ye down!'
4. Trembling, now, she sayeth,
I think I doth remember that film line!"
-One Hit Wonders 13:1-4

One Hit Wonders 27:7-12

"7. Thou hast placed the boom-boom within mine heart. Ye cast mine soul to Heaven's height when thine loving begins. 8. Bugs of Jitter enter my mind – they maketh a bang-bang-bang until mine feet are forced to follow. 9. Yet there is something amiss! Mine bosom companion did inform me of thine actions upon this past night. 10. Ye abandoned me whilest in mine bed. I was within a dream, but lo! I should have been in companionship with thine self in the stead of this dream! 

11. Awaken me afore thy go-go. Do not leaveth me hanging on in the manner of a yo-yo. Awaken me afore thy go-go. I do not desire to loose sight of thine hitting that Heaven-high! 12. Awaken me afore thy go-go, for I deviseth no plans on going solo. Awaken me afore thy go-go. Taketh me dancing upon this night, I desire to hit that Heaven-high! Yea! Yea!" -One Hit Wonders 27:7-12.

One Hit Wonders 3:9-10

"9. And the Lord did turn His disapproving and vengeful eye upon Sodom and Gomorrah. And to Abraham, He did say: 'Hear Me! Down amongst their wicked roads of sin, there is violence! And much toil needs to be done. 10. There is no place to hangeth their cleansed holy garments. And uponeth the sun of Heaven, not all blame can be placed – Behold! See them as they rocketh down to Electric Avenue. And then they, in their sinful ways, will taketh it higher. Lo! They will rocketh down to Electric Avenue. And once again, the sinners shall taketh it higher.'" -One Hit Wonders, 3:9-10.

One Hit Wonders 4:6-10

"6. I hath thine picture, 'twas the Lord's picture. Behold a picture of Him inside Israel. 7. Then a soothsayer, did see His picture, and he commandeth that I procure one camél. 8. He did say travel up and travel down, and travel south, to holy ground. 9. Travel unto Thebes, that thou must travel unto Thebes, he really spake so. 10. Travel over seas, and then do prostrate on thine knees, the prophet spake so. 10. Honor Him, Lord Jesus, only then shall He release us from the limbo. In excelsis deo, hallelujah, amen, plácido domingo!" One Hit Wonders 4:6-10

One Hit Wonders 9:8-11

"8. And the Lord went on to say to Moses: 'This is what you are to say to the sons of Israel – leap up for joy and move thine self all around. Shake thine head to the sound, place thine sinful hands upon the ground. Taketh a step to thine left, a step to thine right, a step in front of thee, and another to thine side. 9. Rejoice! And strike thine hands together once, and again, twice. And if it appears thusly, my sons of Israel, thou art performing correctly. A Mambo of the fifth number! 10. A small amount of Monica within Mine life; a small amount of Erica upon Mine right side; a small amount of Rita is all that I, in My wisdom, require; a small amount of Tina is all that is made clear unto Me; a small amount of Sandra, made bright in the sun of Heaven; a small amount of Mary, Mother of Jesus, throughout the long dark of night; a small amount of Jessica, lo! I have come unto thee! 11. A small amount of Mine own self makes Me a God of thee!'” -One Hit Wonders 9:8-11.

One Hit Wonders 19:1-4

"1. Now when Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, and thus began the Sermon on the Mount: 2. Jesus sang out “Hear me, my little flock, for we can partake in the dance if that is our want! We are able to leaveth thine friends behind. But why, you say! Because thine friends do not partake in the dancing, and if they do not partake in the dance, well they are no friends in mine eye. 3. Indeed, we are able to dance. We are able to dance! My little flock, everyone must look at thine hands. We are able to dance! We are able to dance! All of my flock is taking the chance! 4. Behold: it is a righteous Safety Dance! Yea, it is a Safety Dance! Indeed, a Safety Dance! A divine Safety Dance! Lo, a Safety Dance!" -One Hit Wonders 19:1-4.

One Hit Wonders 26:1-2

"1. Blessed is he who, through the desert, wouldst walk five hundred miles, then he wouldst walk five hundred more. 2. He doth be the man who wouldst walk a thousand miles and fallest down at the door (of Heaven). Da dat da!"

-One Hit Wonders 26:1-2

One Hit Wonders 29:10-13

"10. And lo! The Lord did replyeth to Joan of Osborne, saying: 'Yea, hearken to Me, yea - for I am Goodness. Yea, indeed, I am Greatness. 11. And if I, in My Goodness and Greatness, were amongst mankind, never would I appeareth as a slob. 12. And I would not haveth need of the bus, nor would I be a stranger upon it. 13. Nor would I be forced to maketh My way home, as I am the Lord, and home layeth wherever I command it to layeth.'" -One Hit Wonders 29:10-13.