Chant of the Benedictine Boyz of St. G. Spot

"Lo! The south side 'tis where I be, and I hath mine boyz with me.

Can thou dig it? I present a new dance unto thee, Can thou dig? 

"Hark! I am wide. Please move thine stanky leg!

Behold! I am on the dance floor. Please move thine stanky leg!

"Shake thine hips, and with thine fingers please snap.

Now lean with it, and drop with it, move thine stanky leg!

Rejoice! And with thine hands, please clap!"

St. Tony of Orlando Feat. Church of Dawn

Hark! What art thou doing down there?

Rollicking alone each night,

When the Lord is always with thee?

He doth hear the music playing,

He doth feel thine body swaying.

One floor below thee,

For all that is holy,

Be not untrue...

Oh, mine darling,
Knock three times
On thine ceiling very promptly.

Twice on thine pipe
And thou would feel aglow.

Oh, mine sweetness,

(Knock, knock, knock,)
Pray so sweetly
In the hallway.
Oh, twice on thine pipe
To our Lord thou must show!

St. Barney the Dinosaur 2:19-21

"19. Then the archangel did appeareth before Elizabeth and said unto her: 'Elizabeth! Though thou art a withered crone, and thine womb is barren and full of dust, ye shall beareth a son. 20. And thou shalt call his name John: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. For this is an ancient and powerful name! 21. And this name is mine own name, too! And upon every travel thy undertake, the peoples of this land shall shout: Behold! There passes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!'” -St. Barney the Dinosaur 2:19-21.

St. Barney the Dinosaur 10:1-2

"1. And later, Jesus did conclude his sermon upon the Mount, shouting: 'My flock! If thou art joyous and have knowledge of it, striketh thine hands together twice. If thou art joyous and have knowledge of it, striketh thine hands together twice. If thou art joyous and have knowledge of it, then it shall be made evident upon thine visage. If thou art joyous and have knowledge of it, striketh thine hands together twice.' 2. And the people did so, and saw that it was good." -St. Barney the Dinosaur 10:1-2.

Morning Prayer of the Gregorian Lipps of Inc

"Gotta pray and move
For my Lord who died for me,
He died and rose again,
Now I sing with St. Gregory!

Well I hark about it, hark about it,
Hark about it, hark about it...
I hark about, hark about,
Hark about improving!

Oh, won't You take me to hallowed ground!
Pray, won't You take me to hallowed ground!
Gotta move on!"

Song of the Beati-52's 1:3-5

"3. Take it to the pulpit,

rocketh through the wilderness.

Around the sermon,

the mass beginneth like this...

4. Shalom if ye want to!

Shalom around the world!

Shalom if ye want to!

On angel's wings, the Lord reveals!

5. Shalom if ye want to!

Shalom, My little herd!

Shalom if ye want to!

With naught but the love of the Lord ye feels!"

-Song of the Beati-52's 1:3-5

Psalm of St. Belinda de Gogo 1:3-5

"3. In this world, we are only beginning
To understandeth the miracle of living.
My babe, 'twas I, so afraid before,
Nay, be afraid I am not, no more!

4. Lo! My babe, dost thou feel the Lord's mirth?
Behold! Heaven 'tis a place on Earth.
The Lord did spake, be it love that cometh first!
Let us maketh Heaven a place on Earth!

5. Hark! Heaven, 'tis a place on Earth!"
-Psalm of St. Belinda de Gogo 1:3-5

Ballad of St. Bette 3:1-2

"1. Perhaps it was cold thar in My shadow,
Ne'er to hath sunlight on thine face,
Beautiful lamb with not a name, from thine Lord,
A beautiful smile to hide thine shame!

2. Didst thou ever knoweth I am thine savior,
The font of Chris-ti-a-ni-ty?
Ye shall flyeth higher than My eagles,
For I am the wind beneath thine wings!"
-Ballad of St. Bette 3:1-2

Sonnet of Holy Moly, Mother of Goose

"Wisdom is reading, and reading is well,

Scriptures read perfectly, as one can tell,

The writ begets dictum unto the Lord,

Stark free from errors on thine accord,
 

Always scribe with semblance and order,

The Lord hath spake unto thee, the recorder,

The Eyes declared begets the Ease,

Lest only forthcoming after the Seas."

-Sonnet of Holy Moly, Mother of Goose

Song of St. Reggie 13:21

"21. At that time, St. Reggie the Slovenly did proclaim: 'Henceforth, ye shall not wasteth food that has been dropped upon the floor. Adhere always to the Five Second Rule, for it is the Golden Rule and will serve ye well.'" -Song of St. Reggie 13:21.

St. Barney the Dinosaur 6:31-33.

"31. Upon approaching the Hill of Halubedahal-Shalamalamadingdong, Jesus the Lord bid His apostles to form a circle around Him. And there He did speak: 32. 'And now let those of true faith extendeth thine right leg to the center of our Circle of Spiritual Truth. Withdraw thine right leg, then return thine right leg to the Circle, and then shaketh it to and fro. Ye must do the Hokey Pokey, then turn thyself around. 33. Do this is remembrance of Me, my apostles, for this, I say to thee, is truly what it is all about.'" -St. Barney the Dinosaur 6:31-33.