Misogynists 25:1-3

"1. Each mother hath said at least one time in life to her babes that they must eateth the vegetables, for there art other babes on the Lord's green earth who hath naught for vegetables at all! 2. To this, the Lord spake that mothers shalt not command this of their babes! Not a soul wants to hear this sort of speech. 3. Furthermore, if these mothers hath worry of other hungry babes around His earth, then mayhaps they ought to stayeth with bare feet in the kitchen longer and maketh more food for them as well! His word is divine, thanks be to the Lord." -Misogynists 25:1-3

Misogynists 21:1-3

"1. After His divine stork did deliver the newborn babes to the little village of Bethlehem, the heavenly voice of the Lord did call from above. 'Mine flock, may thine new progeny grow in glory to love and serve Me. 2. Now, for the naming of the males, useth profound words such as 'mighty' (David), 'successful' (Felix), 'flourishing' (Omar), 'crown' (Stephen), or 'strong man' (Gabriel). 3. And for the unclean females, simply useth common or unflattering words such as 'plain' (Sharon), 'garden' (Carmel), 'weary' (Leah), 'fig' (Beth), or 'gaping' (Rahab). These names will be best, so sayeth Me.'" -Misogynists 21:1-3

Misogynists 12:2-8

"2. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 3. Let NOT the woman cast any stones, for by being born a woman, she hath committed a most grievous sin. 4. If she should maintain her innocence during any accusation, let her be marked as an unclean temptress, straight from the pit of She'ol, and ye may commenceth with the stoning. 5. If she should admit to any wrong-doings and plead for mercy, let her be marked as an unclean temptress, straight from the pit of She'ol, and ye may commenceth with the stoning. 6. If she should remaineth silent, let her be marked as an unclean temptress, straight from the pit of She'ol, and ye may commenceth with the stoning. 7. If she should be dead at the time of the accusation, let her sinful body be marked as an unclean temptress, straight from the pit of She'ol, and ye may commenceth with the stoning. 8. Ye may also stone her mother and any sisters of her most heinous blood. This I do command, in My mercy." -Misogynists 12:2-8.

Misogynists 3:5-6

"5. To His followers, the Lord Jesus did confirm, that the woman can do all things that the man doth. 6. To that, he then chuckleth, 'tis still not one good idea for the woman to maketh the pee pee whilst standing upwards." -Misogynists 3:5-6

Misogynists 1:1,8

"1. Early to bed, and early to rise, maketh man healthy, wealthy and wise. 8. And for the woman? What of the woman? 'Tis nothing but a womb with legs and a head, so sayeth Me." -Misogynists 1:1,8

Misogynists 16:2,9

"2. Man is taller than the woman, as he is closer to God above....9. Sometimes the woman is taller than the man. Hark! It is the woman that feasts on the shellfish, her strength is augmented, though she is an abomination. She must be placed in an expanse with no trees, and My Hand will bless the landscape with divine lightning to make the wrong into the right." -Misogynists 16:2,9.