Designs of Intelligence 7:4

"4. On a day when all the peasants hath the want to celebrate freedom, the Lord did smile on their good cheer. His flock wanted Him to celebrate as well. They cried 'Lord! We wisheth to be with Thee on this joyous night!' And the Lord did spake 'Behold! Simply partake in the alcohol with the works of fire and ye shall see Mine Kingdom of Heaven soon enough!'" -Designs of Intelligence 7:4

Designs of Intelligence 13:2-4

"2. Then God did spake to His flock, and He prattleth on and on about all sorts of minutiae of life and its miracles. He then did pause so some could completeth the manuscripts of His words that were to becometh this very good Book. 3. Finally, He spake one more thing: 'My little lambs, one day ye will cometh to know more complex details not in that Book - things like genetic coding, and cancer, and theories of string and of big bangs, and webs that are worldwide. 4. Ye will thinketh ye hath made them thyself, though 'twas Me who did as such, only for ye to findeth much later. Remember always, Mine flock, the world revolveth round ye, naturally, for 'tis My grandest design.' And the people did rejoice." -Designs of Intelligence 13:2-4

Designs of Intelligence 7:2-5

"2. And upon the third day, God caused the earth to shoot forth grass, and vegetation, and trees, and all plant life – including the cannabis plant and the coca plant and the peyote cactus. The Lord did sample these creations and saw that they were good. And they were. 3. After the sampling of these sacred plants, the Lord was exuberantly inspired. 4. He then decided to placeth the man-testicles, those sinful parts of a most sensitive and accident-prone nature, upon the outside of the man's body, hanging just so, like over-ripe figs, with no shield or protection. 5. And then the Lord went on to deviseth the birthing canal of the sinful woman, the width of which would be akin to the carrot, and the newborn babe, whom she would have to squeezeth down the carrot shoot, would be akin to the size of the watermelon." -Designs of Intelligence 7:2-5.