"3. Know then, that intercourse is a vile, filthy act in Mine eye - but nevertheless, necessary. Intercourse is but a means of procreation, so never shalt thou enjoy it, lest ye feel Mine wrath! 4. Ye must perform the despicable deed in the style of Missionary, with thine sinful woman-wife below thee - as she must be in all things, as she is the lowest of the low. 5. Ye must look away from one another during this lowly Act of Swine, or useth a blind-fold, so as to not bear witness to thine foulness. 6. Never shalt thou cry out, lest it be in pain! Never shalt thou performeth the experimentation of positions, lest ye be marked as Unclean Beasts! 7. There shalt be no commingling of the flesh in the Style of Dogs, the Cowgirl or the Cowgirl in Reverse, the Blossoming Flower, the Plowing of the Field, the Piledriver, the Rusty Trombone, the giving or receiving of the Jobs of Blowing or Hands, the giving or receiving of the Necklace of Pearls, the participation in the Circle of Jerking, and other such Unspeakable Acts of Depraved Mating." -Venerius-Diseasus 14:3-7.
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Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Venerius-Diseasus 14:3-7
"3. Know then, that intercourse is a vile, filthy act in Mine eye - but nevertheless, necessary. Intercourse is but a means of procreation, so never shalt thou enjoy it, lest ye feel Mine wrath! 4. Ye must perform the despicable deed in the style of Missionary, with thine sinful woman-wife below thee - as she must be in all things, as she is the lowest of the low. 5. Ye must look away from one another during this lowly Act of Swine, or useth a blind-fold, so as to not bear witness to thine foulness. 6. Never shalt thou cry out, lest it be in pain! Never shalt thou performeth the experimentation of positions, lest ye be marked as Unclean Beasts! 7. There shalt be no commingling of the flesh in the Style of Dogs, the Cowgirl or the Cowgirl in Reverse, the Blossoming Flower, the Plowing of the Field, the Piledriver, the Rusty Trombone, the giving or receiving of the Jobs of Blowing or Hands, the giving or receiving of the Necklace of Pearls, the participation in the Circle of Jerking, and other such Unspeakable Acts of Depraved Mating." -Venerius-Diseasus 14:3-7.
Friday, June 3, 2011
Venerius-Diseasus 6:12-14
"12. Whilst His only son did maketh a pilgrimage to the desert to purge all earthly desires, a letter did arrive, seemingly from none such place, to the village. 13. This letter simply stateth the following: Know ye that when-so-ever one doth manipulate thine self for thine own pleasure, a baby animal of some place shalt die. Be that ye manipulate in pleasure with thine right hand, it shall be the death of a kitten. Be that with thine left, it shall be of a lamb. 'Tis only the cutest to behold too, that is for sure. 14. Remember this, the plight of the most divine fauna shalt be thine fault, shouldst ye take thine sinful hands and rub one out. Sincerely, God."
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Venerius-Diseasus 1:1-3
"1. Thine body is thine temple; it requireth maintenance and cleaning. Also, the temple doth remain closed for eight hours of each blessed day, this is My command. 2. The best temples attract ample visitors and is joyous indeed. But visitors doth advent the temple one by one, and never by way of the exodus-only! 3. To love thine temple is ever to maketh visitors wipeth the feet before advent, lest they leaveth unwanted dust to dust inside. Some dust itcheth, cannot be seen and never doth go away. Let us pray, keep the temple clean, in memory of Me." -Venerius-Diseasus 1:1-3
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