"10. And lo! The Lord did replyeth to Joan of Osborne, saying: 'Yea, hearken to Me, yea - for I am Goodness. Yea, indeed, I am Greatness. 11. And if I, in My Goodness and Greatness, were amongst mankind, never would I appeareth as a slob. 12. And I would not haveth need of the bus, nor would I be a stranger upon it. 13. Nor would I be forced to maketh My way home, as I am the Lord, and home layeth wherever I command it to layeth.'" -One Hit Wonders 29:10-13.