"21. Know then, that it is fruitless to cough and cleareth thine throat in a most vain effort to disguise those bodily noises of an abhorrently unclean nature. 22. Those of Mine people can still heareth the foulness of thine anus, and shall snicker at thee and condemn thee for thine attempt to hide thine filth. 23. Know that it is an abominable sin when noises doth escape thine sinful parts, but an even greater sin to covereth them up, or blameth them upon the dog." -Snuffaluffagus 8:21-23.