"Lo! The south side 'tis where I be, and I hath mine boyz with me.
Can thou dig it? I present a new dance unto thee, Can thou dig?
"Hark! I am wide. Please move thine stanky leg!
Behold! I am on the dance floor. Please move thine stanky leg!
"Shake thine hips, and with thine fingers please snap.
Now lean with it, and drop with it, move thine stanky leg!
Rejoice! And with thine hands, please clap!"