"1. Each mother hath said at least one time in life to her babes that they must eateth the vegetables, for there art other babes on the Lord's green earth who hath naught for vegetables at all! 2. To this, the Lord spake that mothers shalt not command this of their babes! Not a soul wants to hear this sort of speech. 3. Furthermore, if these mothers hath worry of other hungry babes around His earth, then mayhaps they ought to stayeth with bare feet in the kitchen longer and maketh more food for them as well! His word is divine, thanks be to the Lord." -Misogynists 25:1-3
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