"19. Then the archangel did appeareth before Elizabeth and said unto her: 'Elizabeth! Though thou art a withered crone, and thine womb is barren and full of dust, ye shall beareth a son. 20. And thou shalt call his name John: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt. For this is an ancient and powerful name! 21. And this name is mine own name, too! And upon every travel thy undertake, the peoples of this land shall shout: Behold! There passes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt!'” -St. Barney the Dinosaur 2:19-21.
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