"5. Henceforth, let Jimmy cracketh corn, for the curse of the Cracked Corn is upon him. 6. Let him cracketh corn thrice, and thrice let the corn be cracketh. Upon the first cracking of the corn, ye shall not haveth a care. 7. Upon the second cracking of the corn, ye shall not haveth a care. 8. If upon the third cracking, ye are of a mind to care, let the curse of the Cracked Corn be forever upon ye in the stead of Jimmy, and none shall haveth a care." -Tribulations of Jimmy 2:5-8.