"1. As the Lord Jesus prepared to leaveth for The Last Brunch with His voluptuous Disciplettes, they did ponder how to get to the banquet. Some suggesteth walking or driving thar, to which He doth replied: 2. 'Behold! Mine babes, I cannot walk for if it doth rain Mine body would spoil being made of bread. And I cannot drive for I am over thine legal limit with Mine blood being made of sacramental wine.' 3. So the Disciplettes did order take-out. And it was good." -Disciplettes 18:1-3
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